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Deep in the shadowy corners of the cannabis world, whispers echo of a legendary strain. They call it Blue Bastard. This ain't your grandma's weed, bro. It's an exotic beast that'll melt your face off. They say it tastes like blueberries and a hint of diesel and gives you a euphoric buzz that lasts hours}.
Prepare yourself, cultivators.
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